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Losing money, gaining personality.

Rocket Mint is just me, having fun with money stuff.
No gurus, no guarantees—just one person trying to make sense of investing without crying (too much).

Blog

Join me on my blog as I stumble through investing with zero experience, bad ideas, and the confidence of someone who once thought a bull market meant cows were getting rich. I mess up, sometimes win, and document the madness so you can laugh, cry, or at least feel smarter.

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Dumb Moves for Clueless Beginners

Perfect for turning small fortunes into… smaller ones.

Building Wealth

Explore the basics of starting and growing your stock portfolio
Or at least learn what not to do by watching me wing it.

Portfolio Strategies

Dive into methods to optimize and diversify your investments
Or just throw darts at stock tickers and call it “strategy.”

Financial Independence

Learn how to achieve freedom through smart financial planning
Or keep guessing and hope your credit card rewards save you.

Complicating Your Path to Smart Investments

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