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Welcome to RocketMint.net, the financial blog absolutely nobody asked for.

This is where I document my glorious attempt at building a stock portfolio without blowing myself up emotionally or financially. There are no courses. No eBooks. No “here’s how I made $8,000 a minute from dividend ETFs.” Just mistakes.


🤷‍♂️ Why Am I Doing This?

Because I thought, “Hey, I’ve been hiding in the S&P 500 like a coward for years… maybe I should try picking my own stocks and risking it all in full view of the internet.”

So here we are.


💸 What’s This Site Actually About?

  • Me
  • Buying stocks
  • Pretending I know what I’m doing
  • Learning in public
  • Coping when I lose money
  • Celebrating when I make $7 on a 2-week Alibaba swing trade

That’s it. That’s the blog.


❓Who Is This For?

Honestly? Probably just me.
But if you’re also someone who:

  • Wants to try building a portfolio from scratch
  • Is slightly afraid of being a total degen
  • Has no idea what they’re doing but does it anyway
    Then hey — we might be friends.

🚨 Warning

This is not financial advice.
I’m literally learning as I go.
If you copy me and lose everything, that’s on you.
(But also, let me know because misery loves company.)


Alright. That’s the intro.
Time to launch this thing and hope RocketMint doesn’t crash on takeoff.

Wish me luck. Or don’t. I’m doing it anyway.



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