FAQ

Steps to Making Your Wallet Cry

Browse answers to frequently asked questions to simplify your stock portfolio journey.

What is a stonk portfolio?

A stock portfolio is basically your collection of “please go up”s made of stocks, ETFs, or mutual funds that you now emotionally depend on..

How much money do I need to start investing?

You can start investing with as little as $100—just enough to feel rich for 5 minutes before realizing you bought 0.0003 shares of something you can’t pronounce.

What are the risks of investing in stocks?

Market chaos, losing your cash—and becoming a full-blown financial degen who thinks meme stocks are a retirement plan.

How can I learn more about stock investing?

Explore blogs, news, and Rocket Mint’s articles—written for people who once thought a “bull market” involved actual cows.

Encouraging Questionable Investment Decisions

Watch how Rocket Mint overcomplicates your finances!

Key Takeaways from Building a Stock Portfolio:

This section offers handpicked insights and tools to gently nudge—or chaotically shove—you through your investment journey.

Getting Started

Discover the basics of mismanaging your first stock portfolio!

Strategic Growth

Learn advanced tips to overthink and overcomplicate your portfolio!
Because who needs simplicity when you can have stress-induced decision-making?

Financial Insights

Dive into essential trends and analysis… or just belly flop into the market blindfolded!
Either way, it’ll be a splash.